Panduan Bacaan Dzikir Lengkap Setelah Shalat

Bacaan Dzikir

Panduan Bacaan Dzikir Lengkap Setelah Shalat – Membaca doa dan dzikir setelah melaksanakan sholat memang sangat dianjurkan oleh Nabi Muhammad SAW. Bahkan beberapa ulama berpendapat jika anda berdzikir setelah melaksanakan sholat maka akan mendapatkan berbagai manfaat. Salah satu manfaat yang akan didapat jika berdzikir setelah selesai melaksanakan sholat adalah mendapat ketenangan.

Berikut panduan bacaan dzikir lengkap yang dapat dilakukan ketika selesari dalam melaksanakan sholat:

Membaca Istighfar sebanyak 3 Kali

Anda harus membaca istighfar sebanyak 3 kali, berikut bacaan dan artinya:

أَسْتَغْفِرُ اللهَ الْعَظِـيْمِ الَّذِيْ لَااِلَهَ اِلَّا هُوَ الْحَيُّ الْقَيُّوْمُ وَأَتُوْبُ إِلَيْهِ

Astaghfirullah Hal’adzim, Aladzi Laailaha Illahuwal Khayyul Qoyyuumu Wa Atuubu Ilaiih

Artinya : “Saya mohon ampun kepada Allah yang Maha Besar, tidak ada Tuhan melainkan Dia, yang Maha Hidup yang terus-menerus mengurus makhluk-Nya, dan saya bertobat kepada-Nya.”

Membaca Dzikir kalimat Tauhid

Setelah selesai membaca Istighfar sebanyak 3 kali, maka bacaan dzikir lengkap berikutnya yaitu membaca doa ini:

لَاإِلَهَ إِلَّا اللهُ وَحْدَهُ لَا شَرِيْكَ لَهُ، لَهُ الْمُلْكُ وَلَهُ الْحَمْدُ يُحْيِيْ وَيُمِيْتُ وَهُوَ عَلَى كُلِّ شَيْئٍ قَدِيْرٌ

Laa Ilaha Illallah Wakhdahu Laa Syarika Lahu, Lahul Mulku Walahul Khamdu Yukhyiiy Wayumiitu Wahuwa ‘Alaa Kulli Syai’innqodiir

Artinya: “Tiada Tuhan yang haq disembah kecuali Allah semata, tiada sekutu baginya. Hanya milikinya segala kerajaan dan hanya milikinya segala puji, baik yang hidup atau mati, Dialah Dzat yang kuasa atas segala sesuatu.”

Membaca Doa Perlindungan dari Siksa Neraka sebanyak 3 Kali

Jika sudah maka dilanjutkan dengan membaca doa untuk meminta perlindungan kepada Allah SWT dari siksa api neraka yang dilakukan sebanyak 3 kali, berikut bacaannya:

اَللَّهُمَّ أَجِرْنِـى مِنَ النَّارِ

Allahumma Ajirni Minan-Naar

Artinya: “Ya Allah, lindungilah kami dari api neraka.”

Membaca Doa Keselamatan

Bacaan dzikir lengkap selanjutnya yang harus anda lakukan adalah membaca doa keselamatan berikut ini:

للَّهُمَّ أَنْتَ السَّلاَمُ، وَمِنْكَ السَّلَامُ، وَإِلَيْكَ يَعُوْدُ السَّلَامُ فَحَيِّنَارَبَّنَا بِالسَّلَامِ وَاَدْخِلْنَا الْـجَنَّةَ دَارَ السَّلَامِ تَبَارَكْتَ رَبَّنَا وَتَعَالَيْتَ يَا ذَاالْـجَلَالِ وَاْلإِكْرَام

Allahumma Angtassalam, Wamingkassalam, Wa Ilayka Ya’uudussalam Fakhayyina Rabbanaa Bissalaam Wa-Adkhilnaljannata Darossalaam Tabarokta Rabbanaa Wata’alayta Yaa Dzaljalaali Wal Ikraam

Artinya: “Ya Allah, engkaulah Dzat yang memberi keselamatan (kesejahteraan), hanya darimu lah keselamatan (kesejahteraan) dan kepadamua lah segala keselamatan (kesejahteraan) itu kembali. Maka hidupkanlah kami Ya Allah dengan selamat (sejahtera), masukkan kami ke dalam surga rumah keselamatan (kesejahteraan), Engkaulah Dzat yang berkah wahai Tuhan kami dan maha luhur Engkau, Ya Tuhan kami yang Dzat yang memiliki keagungan dan kemuliaan.”

Membaca Surah Al-Fatihah

Setelah membaca doa keselamatan maka bacaan dzikir lengkap dilanjutkan dengan membaca surah Al-Fatihah berikut ini:

بِسْمِ اللَّـهِ الرَّحْمَـٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ ﴿١﴾ الْحَمْدُ لِلَّـهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ ﴿٢﴾ الرَّحْمَـٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ ﴿٣﴾ مَالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ ﴿٤﴾إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ ﴿٥﴾ اهْدِنَا الصِّرَاطَ الْمُسْتَقِيمَ ﴿٦﴾صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ غَيْرِ الْمَغْضُوبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا الضَّالِّينَ ﴿٧﴾

Bismillahir rohmanirro’hiim (1) Al’hamdulillahi robbil’aalamiin (2) Arro’hmanirro’him (3) Maliki Yawmiddiin (4) Iyyaka Na’budu Wa Iyyaka Nasta’iin (5) Ihdinash-Shiro Tholmustaqiim (6) Shirotholladziina An’amta ‘Alaihim Ghoiril maghdhuubi ‘Alaihim Wala Dholiin (7)

Artinya:  “Dengan nama Allah Yang Maha Pengasih, Maha Penyayang (1) Segala puji bagi Allah, Tuhan seluruh alam (2) Yang Maha Pengasih, Maha Penyayang (3) Pemilik hari pembalasan (4) Hanya kepada Engkaulah kami menyembah dan hanya kepada Engkaulah kami mohon pertolongan (5) Tunjukilah kami jalan yang lurus (6) (yaitu) jalan orang-orang yang telah Engkau beri nikmat kepadanya; bukan (jalan) mereka yang dimurkai, dan bukan (pula jalan) mereka yang sesat (7)

Membaca Ayat Kursi

Langkah selanjutnya dalam panduan bacaan dzikir lengkap yaitu membaca Ayat Kursi sebagai berikut:

ٱللَّهُ لَآ إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا هُوَ ٱلْحَىُّ ٱلْقَيُّومُ ۚ لَا تَأْخُذُهُۥ سِنَةٌ وَلَا نَوْمٌ ۚ لَّهُۥ مَا فِى ٱلسَّمَٰوَٰتِ وَمَا فِى ٱلْأَرْضِ ۗ مَن ذَا ٱلَّذِى يَشْفَعُ عِندَهُۥٓ إِلَّا بِإِذْنِهِۦ ۚ يَعْلَمُ مَا بَيْنَ أَيْدِيهِمْ وَمَا خَلْفَهُمْ ۖ وَلَا يُحِيطُونَ بِشَىْءٍ مِّنْ عِلْمِهِۦٓ إِلَّا بِمَا شَآءَ ۚ وَسِعَ كُرْسِيُّهُ ٱلسَّمَٰوَٰتِ وَٱلْأَرْضَ ۖ وَلَا يَـُٔودُهُۥ حِفْظُهُمَا ۚ وَهُوَ ٱلْعَلِىُّ ٱلْعَظِيمُ

Allāhu lā ilāha illā huw, al-ḥayyul-qayyụm, lā ta`khużuhụ sinatuw wa lā na`ụm, lahụ mā fis-samāwāti wa mā fil-arḍ, man żallażī yasyfa’u ‘indahū illā bi`iżnih, ya’lamu mā baina aidīhim wa mā khalfahum, wa lā yuḥīṭụna bisyai`im min ‘ilmihī illā bimā syā`, wasi’a kursiyyuhus-samāwāti wal-arḍ, wa lā ya`ụduhụ ḥifẓuhumā, wa huwal-‘aliyyul-‘aẓīm.

Artinya: “Allah, tidak ada Tuhan (yang berhak disembah) melainkan Dia Yang Hidup kekal lagi terus menerus mengurus (makhluk-Nya); tidak mengantuk dan tidak tidur. Kepunyaan-Nya apa yang di langit dan di bumi. Tiada yang dapat memberi syafa’at di sisi Allah tanpa izin-Nya? Allah mengetahui apa-apa yang di hadapan mereka dan di belakang mereka, dan mereka tidak mengetahui apa-apa dari ilmu Allah melainkan apa yang dikehendaki-Nya. Kursi Allah meliputi langit dan bumi. Dan Allah tidak merasa berat memelihara keduanya, dan Allah Maha Tinggi lagi Maha Besar.” (QS. Al Baqarah: 255)

Membaca Surah Ali-Imran Ayat 18

Panduan bacaan dzikir lengkap berikutnya adalah membaca QS Ali-Imran ayat 18, sebagai berikut:

شَهِدَ ٱللَّهُ أَنَّهُۥ لَآ إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا هُوَ وَٱلْمَلَٰٓئِكَةُ وَأُو۟لُوا۟ ٱلْعِلْمِ قَآئِمًۢا بِٱلْقِسْطِ ۚ لَآ إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا هُوَ ٱلْعَزِيزُ ٱلْحَكِيمُ

Syahidallāhu annahụ lā ilāha illā huwa wal-malā`ikatu wa ulul-‘ilmi qā`imam bil-qisṭ, lā ilāha illā huwal-‘azīzul-ḥakīm

Artinya: “Allah menyatakan bahwasanya tidak ada Tuhan melainkan Dia (yang berhak disembah), Yang menegakkan keadilan. Para Malaikat dan orang-orang yang berilmu (juga menyatakan yang demikian itu). Tak ada Tuhan melainkan Dia (yang berhak disembah), Yang Maha Perkasa lagi Maha Bijaksana.” (QS Ali-Imran : 18)

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Membaca Tasbih, Tahmid, Takbir, dan Tahlil masing-masing sebanyak 33 kali

Setelah membaca surah Ali-Imran ayat 18 maka dilanjutkan dengan membaca Tasbih, Tahmid, Takbir, dan Tahlil masing-masing sebanyak 33 kali. Berikut bacaan lengkapnya:

Kalimat Tasbih

سُبْحَانَ اللهِ

Subhanallah

Artinya: “Maha Suci Allah”

Kalimat Tahmid

الْحَمْدُلِلهِ

Alhamdulillah

Artinya: “Segala Puji Bagi Allah”

Kalimat Takbir

اللهُ اَكْبَر

Allahu Akbar

Artinya: “Allah Maha Besar”

Kalimat Tahlil

لَااِلٰهَ اِلَّا اللهُ

Lailaha Illallah

Artinya: “Tiada Tuhan Selain Allah”

Setelah melakukan rangkaian dari bacaan dzikir yang ada maka dilanjutkan dengan membaca doa.

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    Creatine was discovered in the 1830’s by French chemist Michel Eugene Chevruel as a naturally occurring part in meat. [3]  In humans, 95% of creatine is discovered in the skeletal muscle, with 5% unfold between the guts, brain, and gonads. Of the fraction contained within the muscle, about two-thirds is bound to inorganic phosphate to form phosphocreatine , and the other one-third exists as free creatine. Besides overcoming the side effects of creatine monohydrate, Kre-Alkalyn increases VO2 Max. For 60 days, researchers divided 24 Olympic weightlifters into two teams and supplemented one with creatine monohydrate and Kre-alkalyn.
    Based Mostly on the analysis, this is the beneficial approach to devour creatine dietary supplements. Some supplement manufacturers have attempted to enhance the soundness of creatine within the stomach by adding an alkaline powder, leading to a buffered type. Creatine ethyl ester may have completely different absorption and uptake charges than other varieties. Nevertheless, it does not seem like as efficient as the monohydrate type, and it’s not beneficial for use. Some manufacturers claim that creatine ethyl ester is superior to different types of the supplement, including the monohydrate form. Despite these minor differences in processing, every of those types might be equally effective when equal doses are given. This is the shape that has been used within the majority of research on the topic (8).
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    Nationwide Library of Drugs shows that after creatinol-O-phosphate has been used by the cells, it leaves the body through urination. If you cease taking creatine, don’t fret, there is not any dramatic withdrawal impact. Your body will just naturally return to its baseline creatine ranges over time. Since it’s extra soluble, the HCL kind can also be less likely to trigger bloating or water retention, which can be a vital issue if you’re trying to avoid that “puffy” look. Kaged Muscle is all about science-driven, performance-enhancing dietary supplements, and their creatine HCL product is a testomony to that.
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    Nevertheless, a selection of totally different types of creatine have been purported to be extra efficacious than CrM. Neurodegenerative illnesses are normally characterized by the destruction or dysfunction of neurons in a specific mind space. Depending on the affected brain space, course, and severity, the types of the illness differ. These embody Alzheimer’s illness (MA), amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), multiple sclerosis (MS), Huntington’s illness (MH), and Parkinson’s disease (MP). Impaired energy stability with mitochondrial dysfunction and oxidative stress are frequent to all diseases [238].
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    Sure, creatine can aid in restoration by lowering muscle harm and inflammation after intense workouts. This is particularly useful for athletes engaging in high-intensity interval training. Guarantee you’re ingesting plenty of water, significantly when utilizing creatine monohydrate, to minimize any potential bloating. Perfect for these who might expertise stomach points with monohydrate or choose a creatine supplement that’s extra simply absorbed.
    With a handy unflavored kind, it could easily be combined with any drink of your choice. Creatine has additionally been shown to accelerate restoration by reducing muscle damage and irritation after intense exercise. Rising research even suggests potential benefits for mind well being, indicating that creatine could supply neuroprotective effects and improve cognitive operate, especially beneath circumstances requiring quick thinking and problem-solving. Di-Creatine and Tri-Creatine Malate
These types of creatine are creatine bonded with malic acid. Di-creatine malate is made up of two creatine molecules and tri-creatine malate is made of up three. Neither kind seems to offer any benefits over regular creatine monohydrate. The solely draw back to creatine monohydrate is that it does cause some bloating and water retention in some users.
    Given the large amount of knowledge supporting the effectiveness of creatine monohydrate, the HCl kind can’t be really helpful as superior till the 2 have been compared in experiments. From the benefits of creatine for men, ladies, and even youngsters, to dosage and timing, here is a complete guide to creatine supplements just for you. It is believed that creatine HCL has better solubility and absorption than different types of creatine. Leonard has been within the complement house for over 20 years, specializing in fitness supplements and nutrition. Leonard appears on many podcasts, written over one hundred articles about supplements and has studied nutrition, supplementation and bodybuilding.
    Resistance hundreds consisted of lead weights positioned in conical plastic flasks, which had been attached to the proximal a part of the rat tail. Creatine monohydrate supplementation enhances absolute 15-s work output, although this impact just isn’t important when adjusted for FFM. Although the influence on ΔLa remains inconclusive, creatine supplementation does not influence glycolytic contribution.
    Using this, analysis was in a position to prove mitochondrial dysfunction in patients with bipolar disorders. These sufferers also suffered from an impaired vitality production [122], increased ranges of lactate (hyperacidotic state) [123] and PCr focus [114,124,125]. Therefore, it was assumed that creatine supplementation might enhance clinical outcome in cases of mitochondrial dysfunction.
    Product prices range depending on a number of factors, such as the kind of testing and processing a formula undergoes, in addition to any certifications it garners. Typically speaking, micronized creatine might price extra because it undergoes additional steps to realize its smaller particle size. Creatine monohydrate is generally more inexpensive since it’s sold in its purest type. As probably the most versatile of the creatine sorts, creatine monohydrate is obtainable in a quantity of varieties, including as a capsule, powder, or capsule. In this explainer, we take a more in-depth take a glance at these two forms of creatine, including their similarities and variations, and if one is truly more useful than the opposite. But there’s much more to find out about these two forms of creatine, which is highly popular in the supplement house.
    Whereas scanning the label, look out for an ‘NSF Licensed for Sport’ or ‘Informed-Sport’ insignia, too. Each packages test products for unsafe levels of contaminants, prohibited substances, and masking agents, and their marking on a creatine package co-signs its purity, she adds. Regardless of your initial dosing strategy or what health or fitness advantages you seek, Bogden recommends the same standards for selecting a creatine complement. Here’s a deeper dive into the compound’s benefits, when a loading phase does and doesn’t make sense, and basic greatest practices for maximizing creatine’s benefits. If you’re critically into health, you load your gym bag with protein bars, your barbells with weight plates, and your body with creatine. But whereas pretty much each bodybuilder takes creatine to realize a muscle-building benefit, not everyone agrees on the proper approach to go about it.

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